Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Confession:

I am IMMATURE !!!

It hit me pretty hard this morning. I have no idea how immature I had become. This is how I came to realize this...

Before breakfast I grabbed my bottle of vitamins. Good for me right? Well, I didn't swallow them, because they are not in pill form. They are gummy oranges! After chewing my 2 oranges I went to the fridge to grab orange juice. It was going to go so well with my eggs and toast. I reached in the cupboard to grab the cup for my orange juice. As I poured my juice I studied the cup.....my favorite cup....This cup is pink, with chicks and birdies and flowers all over it.

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? After putting the cup down I realized that i'm going to need to have children soon. Why, you might ask? Here is my answer... When I am helping my children grow up, in turn I will too. Here's to even the prospect of that happening!

Thursday, September 24, 2009

New Hair




The hair is Blond! I told my hair lady that I wanted it lighter. WOW! It's light. Its as fried as a funnel cake but I really like the color. YAY for change!

Monday, September 21, 2009

Red Butte Garden

From September 10th to September 20th my attention has been turned to the State Fair. My work did a booth there. It was long and tiresome, lets just say that I am happy to have it behind me. Saturday after I left the fair I told Anthony that we would be spending the rest of the night together. I did not give him any other choice in the matter. Being tired of work and school he was easily convinced. You see, I'm fairly fun to hang around (or so I think) and I usually have good ideas of where to play at. I decided that we would go to Red Butte Garden for the night.

Anthony has been to the garden a couple of times for school. I had never been. This place is absolutely adorable! I cannot believe that it has taken me so long. I could have spent all night there. As soon as I arrived I realized that I had forgotten my memory card at home so therefore I was only able to take a couple of pics.

As we were walking along the path Anthony stopped and spotted a snake. It was massive (I may be dramatic). It was slithering into a storm drain. Anthony decided that he could get me to touch the nasty thing with a measly $2. That can't even buy me a meal at Cafe Rio! I told him that I would touch him with $20. He laughed and we continued on the trail. I am hoping to get some family photos there within the next week or two. We'll see if that happens though. Its tough to get the whole fam together. After the garden we went out for dinner then went home and watched a movie together. It was a really great night. Here's the pics I took, enjoy.









Monday, September 14, 2009

New Fav

I finally got around to watching the first episodes of Glee. It is my new favorite show ever. I love musicals. I tried uploading my favorite scene but youtube was struggling. Therefore I have added the whole episode from hulu.com. If you haven't seen the pilot I suggest you take the time, I did.

Watch Me!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

slit girl...not to be confused as slut girl

First of all, I feel as if I am a pretty patient person. Ask anyone.... besides my husband, family members, friends and co workers. With that being said, I feel as if one can only take so many rug burn butt rubs on ones jeans from an unknown male before loosing their patience.....am I making any sense? Then lets start at the beginning shall we?

Keith Urban Concert. I got to go. Unfortunately for some unapparent reason, even to me, I was not in the best of moods. Sometimes I get that way, it happens to the best of us. Why I had to get that way on Keith Urban night, well I know not. As soon as I settled into my seat I realized that things weren't going to go my way, nor was my mood going to improve as I had hoped it would. Next to me was a nasty (emphasis on nasty) lovey dovey young couple, probably in there late teens. They were teasing each other, sucking on each others necks and jabbing each other. I was then jabbed numerous times. Did I ask to be included in their game? No...no I did not.

DISCLAIMER: There is nothing wrong with being in love, please refer back to this sentence when/if I become too filled with rage later on.

Little big town opened for Keith. I don't really know any of their songs so I basically just sat there staring into the abyss, wondering why I had to look past the neck suckers to see the stage. Why oh why do things like this seems to happen to me? I noticed half way through that my too big pants were half way down my butt. As I go to adjust I somehow managed to cross that seat divider and brush her leg.... This was not her leg, it was her thigh. She wore a very short skirt. Then as if it weren't short enough there were slits on both sides. I managed to touch between these mentioned slits. I was horrified when I touched her. Like touching a hot stove...I jumped back. Things went downhill from there.

Keith came out. Slit girl switched places with her man candy (probably because I was inappropriately brushing her). The lights dimmed down and we all stood up. They then begin making out. I must be getting old, but it was nasty to me. Also they began grinding, dirty dancing or what have you. This would be fine in the comforts of your own home, or a club, or anywhere other than a foot from me. Numerous times during the concert his butt rubbed up against my thigh. Was he getting back at me for copping a field with his woman? I have no idea. But I was getting angry. They inched closer and closer. Also did I mention that it was sweltering hot? I was sweating beads...I don't even sweat at the gym. The smell of hundreds of sweaty people started to get the better of me. My head started to pound, the strobe lights got more and more intense. The heat and smell also affected a young boy 4 or 5 seats down from me.

This poor boy got up numerous times. It wasn't that big of a bothersome because my brain was more focused on my neighbor and his butt giving me rug burns. The last time this boy got up he was holding his mouth and looking not 100%. I looked down and when he lifted his foot there were barf footprints. As he passed me I instantly picked up my purse and it sat on my lap for the last 20 minutes. Soon after my rug burn friend sneezed on my arm. He was being a gentlemen and was sneezing away from his woman. A gentleman for one but a inconsiderate schmuck for another.

I couldn't handle another moment. My sister luckily left early and I hitched a ride with her. I was sweaty, possibly covered in swine flu snot and barf. It was not a glamorous feeling.

Keith was good though. I got some pictures of him, but this post wasn't about him. It was a bout a slit girl, her inconsiderate schmuck, and a barf boy.

I don't know how to smoothly end this novel. But I want you to know though that I took a bath. It didn't wash away the rage I felt, but it did help the gruesomeness of it all. Thanks for reading.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Campout-Tonys Grove

Me and Anthony just returned from a lil campout with my side of the family. The weather was perfect. Meaning I was able to wear a sweater pretty much the entire time. All of you are very much aware that I do not like the heat! The lake was beautiful, the flowers and bumble bees were fun to admire and the company was even better.

My favorite thing about camping is the food and the fireplace conversations. This year we discussed how The Duggars were yet again pregnant (their 19th), and some new holiday traditions. I will discuss the different traditions we might try out when the time comes. After Josh, Varinia, Jaden, and Kristi left we decided to play some games. I would like to boast that me and Anthony kicked Mom and Dads trash at horseshoes. Unfortunately we got spanked when it came to Catch Phrase though. I always thought I was very good at that game. We played for over an hour and the parents won 7 times and we won 1. It was very sad, and my mood drastically declined (until I was fed afterwards). All in all it was a very relaxing trip. Thanks again Mom and Dad for the great time! We can't wait to go again!














Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Feelin good.....Feeling real good!

I am content because:

#1 I have the next 5 days off!
#2 My legs are tan
#3 My legs don't look like big foot anymore (I went waxing today again)
#4 The house is remotely clean
#5 I know what I am making Anthony for dinner
#6 I am seeing my family this weekend
#7 I worked more than 80 hours on this upcoming paycheck...Anth will be proud
#8 My car is in the shop finally getting the bumper replaced
#9 Because I have no car, I do not have to run any wifely errands
#10 My toenails are freshly painted
#11 I honestly cannot think of anything to witch about
#12 My house smells like melon due to a strongly scented candle

Cheers to no work, clean house and total peace and quiet!